"Language is a tool for concealing the truth. If we could read each other's minds, this would be a horror show."

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Source : "Stand-up comic - Interview". The Progressive Vol. 65 Nbr., July 7, 2001.

George Carlin

#Mind Quotes #Would Be Quotes #Tools Quotes

“At 13, when I was a runaway, I was taken in by the most amazing drag queens in Portland, Ore. We didn't always know where our next meal was coming from, but there was so much camaraderie and love. Not to mention, those girls could paint a face, and I learned how because of them.”

Source : "Rose McGowan On Childhood As Runaway With Drag Queens, Not Being Bi-Sexual". www.huffingtonpost.com. August 11, 2011.
“Business is a matter of human service.”
“I see you got a crew cut...and the crew never came back!”
“A threesome with a mother and her two twins.”
“The Democrats have done so poorly in red states and essentially been evacuated from the red - the entire red part of America particularly off year elections. But I guess they proved that all you need is a completely scandalized Republican opponent.”

Source : Source: www.msnbc.com
“I am very driven by fame and success; I like to succeed at everything I do.”

Source : "Interview: Jenna Jameson gallery". www.askmen.com.
“Gardeners celebrate the influence of time. If we have had a late cold spring followed by a desiccating drought, autumn may be the most soft and golden for years; one poor season will sooner or later be compensated for by another.”
“We have seven pillars of development. India has a cutting edge information technology industry. We are setting up a technology park. We would like to see technology penetration iin education. Besides, we would like to see cooperation in industries like fashion, filmmaking, ship-building, education, health and energy.”

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