"The world is full of horrible things..."

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Anthony Jeselnik

#World Quotes #Horrible Quotes

“It is not only a matter, I believe, of religious observance and practice. To me, being Jewish means and has always meant being proud to be part of a people that has maintained its distinct identity for more than 2,000 years, with all the pain and torment that has been inflicted upon it”
“I love the example of Jefferson because he's willing to murder his government and then he becomes a president and then his face is in a mountain. Just because he exercised his power.”

Source : Source: motherboard.vice.com
“I wasn't raised very religiously because my parents went to Catholic school, but I do believe in God very much. I just never gave God a name, if you know what I mean. I hope I haven't let Him down regardless.”
“Geographically, Afghanistan is a good place for the terrorists, because it's surrounded by mountains, and there are lots of villages inside mountains, so it's easy for them to hide themselves, or to recruit the people. Whatever they want to do they will do.”
“How often one sees people looking far and wide for what they are holding in their hands? Why! I am doing it myself at this very moment.”

Source : Augustus William Hare (1827). “Guesses at Truth”
“Children do not see themselves as shocking or surprising and do not want other people to do so.”
“It's very hard to articulate the things that are important about writing.”
“The longer you stay in one place, the greater your chance of disillusionment.”

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