"Whenever Iâ€™m about to have sex with a girl, I play it smart and just automatically assume she has herpes; because that way I donâ€™t have to tell her about my herpes."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

#Girl Quotes #Sex Quotes #Smart Quotes

“I planned my success. I knew it was going to happen.”
“This is the course of every evil deed, that, propagating still it brings forth evil.”
“Everything is sore right now. Everything. I look like I'm doing okay but I can't wait to get home.”
“A theater is such a revealing form of art, such a transparent and good actors, they're such powerful individuals. I always kind of dreamt that one day I will open my mouth on stage.”
“The world is beating a path to our door”
“I would really love theater. I would love to do Shakespeare, that would be amazing. You know, it's whatever really comes my way.”

Source : "NarniaWeb Set Report #5: Peter & Edmund". NarniaWeb Interview, www.narniaweb.com. October 18, 2007.
“Stability and peace in our land will not come from the barrel of a gun, because peace without justice is an impossibility.”
“I was singing about six notes higher than I had to, in a range that kept me up in a bubblegum sound.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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