"Koolaid is goyish. All Drake's Cakes are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish, and, as you know, white bread is very goyish. Instant potatoes - goyish. Black cherry soda's very Jewish. Macaroons are very Jewish - very Jewish cake. Fruit salad is Jewish. Lime Jell-O is goyish. Lime soda is very goyish. Trailer parks are so goyish that Jews won't go near them."

-- Lenny Bruce

#Cake Quotes #White Quotes #Black Quotes

“When youâ€™re unsure, jump with your eyes closed and legs wide open”
“And for me to have my name mentioned among some of the Super Bowl MVPs that played in the Super Bowl, words can't describe it. It's totally a dream come true.”
“Every generous illusion of youth leaves a wrinkle as it departs. Experience is the successive disenchanting of the things of life; it is reason enriched with the heart's spoils.”
“My heart's never smiled so hard Baby. Lovin' you is fun.”

Source : Song: Lovin' You Is Fun, Album: All Over The Road, 2012
“I describe incidents which may or may not have happened but which are true.”
“It's lovely. If only you could frost someone to death.”
“The world is governed by love,--self-love.”
“I only go out to get me a fresh appetite for being alone.”

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