"We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, â€œYouâ€™re not the one.â€ We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or bothâ€”or even worse, cry and yell at us."

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Source : Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2007). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.6, Simon and Schuster

Greg Behrendt

#Men Quotes #Cities Quotes #Arms Quotes

“The corporation, like the psychopathic personality it resembles, is programmed to exploit others for profit.”

Source : Joel Bakan (2005). “The Corporation: The Pathological Pursuit of Profit and Power”, p.69, Simon and Schuster
“To be matter-of-fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy - and dull fantasy at that, as the real world is strange and wonderful.”
“When anything is blocking my head or there's worry in my life, I just go sit on Mars or something and look back here at Earth. All you can see is this tiny speck. You don't see the fear. You don't see the pain. You don't see thought. It's just one solid speck. Then nothing really matters. It just doesn't.”

Source : Vanity Fair Interview, August 2000.
“I think entertainment is a perfectly noble occupation.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“As long as we are children, we have the ability to experience things around us--but then we grow used to the world. To grow up is to get drunk on sensory experience.”
“Onboarding â€“ How To Get Your New Employees Up To Speed In Half The Time”
“The road had the lonely times, but I kept myself busy.”
“Contrology is complete coordination of body, mind, and spirit.”

Source : Joseph H. Pilates, William John Miller (1998). “Pilates' Return to Life Through Contrology”, Presentation Dynamics Incorporated

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