"If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else."

-- Jay Leno

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“Newton's Third Law of Conversation, if it existed, would hold that every statement implies an equal and opposite statement. To say that I'd turned the offer down raised the possibility that I might not have done.”
“Always remember honey. A good motto is: Take all you can get and give as little as possible.”
“The turning point in history will be the moment man becomes aware that the only god of man is man himself.”

Source : Henri de Lubac (1995). “The Drama of Atheist Humanism”, p.30, Ignatius Press
“I actually prefer to work in as many different genres as possible as often as possible because I actually think the best way to be inspired and avoid any writers block or things like that is actually to be able to go from a comedy to an action to a horror to a adventure, that actually makes it easy for me to start over and get new ideas, and it keeps things interesting.”
“Amateur psychiatric prognosis can be fascinating when there's absolutely nothing else to do.”

Source : Richard Condon (2005). “The Manchurian Candidate”, Wheeler Pub Incorporated
“At Munich we sold the Czechs for a few months grace, but the disgrace will last as long as history.”
“Doubts are like stains on a shirt. I like shirts with stains, because when I'm given a shirt that's too clean, one that's completely white, I immediately start having doubts.”

Source : "Antonio Tabucchi: A Committed Doubter". Interview with Asbel Lopez, UNESCO Courier, November 1999.
“I made the transition to directing documentaries with the great help of my Co-Director on The World According to Sesame Street, Linda Hawkins Costigan. She was a gracious teacher, and a wonderful collaborator.”

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