"There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo."

-- Jenny Eclair

#Knives Quotes #Breakfast Quotes #Down And Quotes

“If you are obsessively active, please at least pause to ask yourself why and to listen for the answer from the still, quiet voice alive and well within you. I don't have an answer for the hurry sickness afflicting our society and our souls. But I do trust that the how-to-stop-it is within you, and you can change your pace if you want to.”
“Snooki and Honey Boo Boo. These are big celebrities in the U.S. You want to throw up.”
“A vile beastly rottenheaded foolbegotten brazenthroated pernicous piggish screaming, tearing, roaring, perplexing, splitmecrackle crashmecriggle insane ***** of a woman is practising howling below-stairs with a brute of a singingmaster so horribly, that my head is nearly off.”

Source : Edward Lear (1992). “A Book of Learned Nonsense”, Sutton Pub Limited
“The telephone is virtual reality in that you can meet with someone as if you are together, at least for the auditory sense.”
“My mind is turning into kind of a fine gelatinous ball of pepper”
“For me, growing up I watched Michael Jordan win all those championships, and I dreamed of being in that same spot one day. So to actually be here, and have one under my belt is an amazing feeling.”
“There is a fascination with violence and power in all modernism, and I sort of saw classic modernism as being more similar to Wyndham Lewis than to the Renaissance. It's not about flow and the presence of humanism and all those things.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“I seem to use this word 'kind' very frequently. When one is unhappy or anxious it is a quality one dwells on.”

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