"If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?"

-- Steven Wright

#Light Quotes #Doe Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“Take time for all things: great haste makes great waste.”
“When I was growing up, my parents told me, 'Finish your dinner. People in China and India are starving.' I tell my daughters, 'Finish your homework. People in India and China are starving for your job.'”
“The sun shines equally on diamond and charcoal, but the former has developed qualities that enable it to reflect the sunlight brilliantly, while the latter is unable to reflect the sunlight. Emulate the diamond in your dealings with people. Brightly reflect the light of God's love.”
“He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.”
“Elizabeth, With my compliments. You will never get your claws into another one of mine. Rot in hell, NÃ¯x clasped her hands over her chest, sighing, "He gave you his heart. That's so romantic. So much better than a candy heart. Those get stuck in the fangs, you know.”
“I am now a mother and a grandmother, and I do not recall that I have ever ignored the claims of the nomadic button and the ceaseless call for sympathy, and the greatest demand on time and patience. My children and their children have been my closest thought, but from the first days of dawning individuality, I have longed unceasingly to make pictures of people... to make likenesses that are biographies, to bring out in each photograph the essential temperament that is called, soul, humanity.”
“A friend who offers help without asking for explanations is a treasure beyond price”
“Can I go to heaven without truly and faithfully loving Jesus?â€”

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