"Being funny is not the same as being happy."

-- Dana Gould

“Well, I suppose one ought not to employ a magician and then complain that he does not behave like other people.”

Source : Susanna Clarke (2009). “Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell”, p.416, Bloomsbury Publishing
“Sometimes a good love song can change the world and create positive energy more than any political song can.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Clearly the person who accepts the Church as an infallible guide will believe whatever the Church teaches.”
“Our food should be our medicine and our medicine should be our food.”
“What could you do better for your children and your children's children than to record the story of your life, your triumphs over adversity, your recovery after a fall, your progress when all seemed black, your rejoicing when you had finally achieved? Some of what you write may be humdrum dates and places, but there will also be rich passages that will be quoted by your posterity.”
“Life is real! Life is earnest! And the grave is not its goal; Dust thou art, to dust returnest, Was not spoken of the soul.”
“A resolution to attend theatres or operas is an absolute disqualification for Holy Orders.”

Source : "The Life and Letters of Lewis Carroll". Book by Stuart Dodgson Collingwood, p. 74, 1898.
“The magazine was being started by a company that had no experience in business magazine publishing. It was a little difficult to get people to sort of buy into it and to join the staff, but we did.”

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