"Thanksgiving began in 1621 when Native Americans sat down with a bunch of undocumented pilgrims. They had dinner and the pilgrims never left."

-- Jay Leno

#Native American Quotes #Dinner Quotes #Bunch Quotes

“If I were to say, 'God, why me?' about the bad things, then I should have said, 'God, why me?' about the good things that happened in my life.”
“The classroom's the last room to get the truth.”
“If you look at the statistics, people spend most of their time in the kitchen. Aside from the backyard, it's one of my favorite places to renovate.”

Source : "Vanilla Ice: From Rapper to Renovator". FOX News Interview, www.foxnews.com. July 10, 2012.
“Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.”

Source : "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.
“Do what you love doing.”

Source : Interview with Alan Cumming, www.harpersbazaar.com. December 7, 2010.
“Behind every American soldier, dozens of their countrymen tonight sleep soundly â€” and hundreds more in their shadow abroad will wake up alive and safe.”
“The ancestors will turn their backs against you and you will have bad luck forever if you leave the ANC unhappy”
“It betrays a poverty of ambition if all you think about is what goods you can buy instead of what good you can do.”

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