"It was a tough school. The kids on the debating team took steroids!"

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Milton Berle

#Education Quotes #Team Quotes #Teaching Quotes

“Silly what's his name, the Shrek, whoever he was on the television this morning?”

Source : "Vintage Keating". Book by Brian Carroll, 2010.
“You could get the money, you can get the power, but keep your eyes on the final hour.”
“If you tell yourself something over and over again, right or wrong, it becomes intuitive.”
“If you want to succeed you must never stop learning, never stop trying and just keep being yourself. You are your own person. You make the choices in life that affect you.”
“It's tedious to watch something very obvious being worked out, like a movie that's not particularly good and after about half an hour you know how it's going to end.”
“That's what we do, man, we're like storytellers. We tell you stories from the streets. Whether we did it before when we was young or we heard it from one of the homies telling us a tale of what he been through. It's all in having fun and creating a movie like vibe to tell a tale from the streets.”

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“Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in!”
“I've spent my whole life in Chicago being asked where am I from, so that I have a sense of displacement that also is very psychologically disorienting.”

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