"It's good to be alive."

“The skill of writing is to create a context in which other people can think.”
“So it happened at last: I was about to become a thief, a cheap milk-stealer. Here was your lash-in-the-pen genius, your one story-writer: a thief.”
“Good government has to mean less government.”
“Every true poet, I thought, must be original and originality a condition of poetic genius; so that each poet is like a species in nature (not an individuum genericum or specificum ) and can never recur. That nothing shd. be old or borrowed however cannot be.”
“A church that doesn't provoke any crises, a gospel that doesn't unsettle, a word of God that doesn't get under anyoneâ€™s skin, a word of God that doesn't touch the real sin of the society in which it is being proclaimedâ€‰â€”â€‰â€‹what gospel is that?”
“It is my belief that one's salary is between an individual and the IRS.”
“Usually when I'm in the van or if there's downtime, I'll just mess around in Garage Band and work out melodies or ideas I've had in my head. There was a period where I creatively plateaued and wasn't writing at all. But I have been creatively a bit more inspired lately - it has everything to do with moving and being in motion.”
“To me, the main idea of punk was do-it-yourself, which meant that you could basically do anything that you would wanna do. You don't have to wait to be allowed to do it. Anarchy was more or less about the same thing, so for me they were closely related.”

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