"I don't really talk to people."

-- Jon Richardson

“We are living in a highly organized state of socialism. The state is all; the individual is of importance only as he contributes to the welfare of the state. His property is only his as the state does not need it. He must hold his life and his possessions at the call of the state.”
“If, while observing the boundless universe, the writer is able to scrutinise his own self as well as others, the resulting incisiveness of his observations will far surpass objective descriptions of reality.”
“Many times when I stop working on a problem consciously, my mind continues to work on it below the surface. Often solutions come on me quite by surprise. I've learned over time to allow that to happen, rather than to feel that I can simply solve the problem by continuous, grueling effort.”
“I'm a boxer who believes that the object of the sport is to hit and not get hit.”

Source : "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.
“Life has a way of moving you past wants and hopes.”
“In politics, as in poetry, it is sometimes true that it is darkest before dawn.”
“Things that can't go on forever... don't.”
“Trump is a doer. He is not somebody who pushes paper or kicks the can down the road. He's an accountable - he's a businessman. He's used to accountability, results, delivery, and performance. And I think in this case, he will go ahead and look at alternatives.”

You may also like:

Alan Carr
Comedian
Jack Dee
Comedian
Jack Whitehall
Comedian
Jimmy Carr
Comedian
Michael McIntyre
Stand-up comedian
Rhod Gilbert
Comedian
Russell Howard
Comedian
Sarah Millican
Comedian
Sean Lock
Comedian