"I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny."

-- Joan Rivers

#Thinking Quotes #Very Happy Quotes

“The joke is, we all have the same punchline.”
“If you grew up watching 'Star Wars' you're like, wow, look at Darth Maul, he has that outfit. And that lightsaber. And he's jumping. When I see stuff, rarely do I forget. And that's what I always wanted to wear.”
“Today Christmas has become a commercial celebration, whose bright lights hide the mystery of Godâ€™s humility, which in turn calls us to humility and simplicity. Let us ask the Lord to help us see through the superficial glitter of this season, and to discover behind it the child in the stable in Bethlehem, so as to find true joy and true light.”
“I've worked with actors who tell everyone what to do in the scene - that makes me go pretty atomic.”

Source : Interview with Rosanna Greenstreet, www.theguardian.com. February 2, 2013.
“What is light without dark? Right without left? What is goodness without the option to be evil?”
“With each day in Africa, a gazelle wakes up knowing he must outrun the fastest lion or perish. At the same time, a lion stirs and stretches, knowing he must outrun the fastest gazelle or starve. It is no different for the human race. Whether you consider yourself a gazelle or a lion, you simply have to run faster then others to survive”
“It's easy, man. I just take the ball and throw. Hard! It's a God-given talent! No one can teach it to you. They either hit it or they don't.”

Source : Vida Blue, Bill Libby (1972). “Vida: His Own Story”, Prentice Hall
“My kids are young and my life with them is really stimulating and really full and significant.”

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