"My mother is from another time - the funniest person to her is Lucille Ball; that's what she loves. A lot of times she tells me she doesn't know what I'm talking about. I know if I wasn't her son and she was flipping through the TV and saw me, she would just keep going."

-- Steven Wright

#Mother Quotes #Son Quotes #Talking Quotes

“To love our enemy is impossible. The moment we understand our enemy, we feel compassion towards him/her, and he/she is no longer our enemy.”
“I do think that some of us began to realize that this was going to be a long struggle that was going to go on for decades, and you'd have to knuckle down. A lot of people in our generation did that. They didn't drop out and run away”
“I am not shy about admitting my modest talents. For example, I am happy to admit that I am better than average at clever remarks, and I also have a flair for getting people to like me. But to be perfectly fair to myself, I am ever-ready to confess my shortcomings, too, and a quick round of soul-searching forced me to admit that I had never been any good at all at breathing water. As I hung there from the seat belt, dazed and watching the water pour in and swirl around my head, this began to seem like a very large character flaw.”
“If the Christian does not know when God is speaking, he is in trouble at the heart of his Christian life!”
“Ian grinned at her, trailing a pale hand down his chest. â€œLuscious, arenâ€Ÿt I, poppet? Go on, stare. I donâ€Ÿt mind.”
“I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go.”
“Happiness exists on earth, and it is won through prudent exercise of reason, knowledge of the harmony of the universe, and constant practice of generosity.”

Source : "Martí : Thoughts/Pensamientos" edited by Carlos Ripoll, 1994.
“Injuries too well remembered cannot heal.”

Source : Benjamin Barber (2001). “Jihad vs. McWorld: Terrorism's Challenge to Democracy”, Ballantine Books

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