"As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil. It's about gasoline."

-- Jay Leno

#Fun Quotes #War Quotes #Oil Quotes

“Really. Is there anything nice to be said about other people's vacations?”

Source : Amor Towles (2011). “Rules of Civility: A Novel”, p.127, Penguin
“The Bible makes it clear that every time that there is a story of faith, it is completely original. God's creative genius is endless.”
“First of all, you look at Rocky films now, and if that isn't a cartoon series there isn't any cartoon series. I mean there's no way anybody is going to take that amount of punishment in fifteen rounds.”
“One person's "paranoia" is another person's "engineering redundancy."”
“I've learned that in order to achieve what I wanted, it made more sense to negotiate than to defend the autonomy of my work by pounding my fist on the table.”

Source : "The Idea of the Future Is Dead". Interview with Thom Mayne,
“Whenever Hollywood gets involved with real life events, certain liberties have to be taken.”
“Love yourself. Then forget it. Then, love the world.”
“I am now in control of all things.”

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