"A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead."

-- Jay Leno

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“As we strive to align our attitudes and actions with righteousness, then the Holy Ghost becomes for us today what the Liahona was for Lehi and his family in their day. The very factors that caused the Liahona to work for Lehi will likewise invite the Holy Ghost into our lives. And the very factors that caused the Liahona not to work anciently will likewise cause us to withdraw ourselves from the Holy Ghost today.”
“I'm one of the few people I know who believes in God.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Well, TV does a better job. In film, the justification has been that movies focused on stories or featuring people of color don't make money.”

Source : Source: www.motherjones.com
“What we're also doing is helping police forces in terms of issues like procurement and IT, so that savings can be made in those areas which I think is the sort of thing that everybody is going to want us to be doing”
“I see a lot of connections between folk and punk music just because they're both subcorporate music - I mean, traditionally.”
“I just do the best I can under the circumstances.”
“The only thing that makes one place more attractive to me than another is the quantity of heart I find in it.”
“The heavy guitars are the ones that sound good. They are not that comfortable, but they do sound great.”

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