"When Clinton said he was going to create 8 million new jobs, I didn't think they were all going to be tax collectors."

-- Jay Leno

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“All the tired horses in the sun How'm I supposed to get any ridin' done? Hmm.”
“We're in a little funk. I don't think anybody's worried about our lead.”
“I'd love to major in Music. I love what I do, but I want to really understand it, more in depth.”

Source : Source: www.pittsburghurbanmedia.com
“I like how my body feels when I'm in shape; I love how it feels after I work out each day. Fitting in the clothes I like to wear comfortably and living a healthy lifestyle is important to me.”

Source : "Up Close with Colbie Caillat". Interview with Jené Luciani, www.shape.com.
“My kids are my No. 1 priority. Theyre the light in my everyday life. The sunshine. The miracle. Those eyes. Those smiles. At the same time, I have an extended, amazing family that is my audience. All these people have been with me for such a long time. I have these two responsibilities.”
“Act on what you love, not from what you fear, and watch how fear fades as love grows.”
“The people in the world, and the objects in it, and the world as a whole, are not absolute things, but on the contrary, are the phenomena of perception... If we were all alike: if we were millions of people saying do, re, mi, in unison, One poet would be enough... But we are not alone, and everything needs expounding all the time because, as people live and die, each one perceiving life and death for himself, and mostly by and in himself, there develops a curiosity about the perceptions of others. This is what makes it possible to go on saying new things about old things.”
“Then be not coy, but use your time; And while ye may, go marry: For having lost but once your prime, You may for ever tarry.”

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