"If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?"

-- Jerry Seinfeld

#Funny Quotes #Dog Quotes #Humorous Quotes

“Courage is willingness to take the risk once you know the odds. Optimistic overconfidence means you are taking the risk because you don't know the odds. It's a big difference.”
“The proper study of mankind is books.”

Source : "Clive Dilnot’s Speech at Graduation Ceremony of MA Design Studies 2016 class". adht.parsons.edu. June 13, 2016.
“We all move uneasily within our restraints.”
“I realize that the strivings of the Polish people gave rise, and still do so, to the feelings of understanding and solidarity all over the world.”
“But how could anyone who's ever seen a summer - big explosion of green and skies lit up electric with splashy sunsets, a riot of flowers and wind that smells like honey - pick the snow?”
“I am a Woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal Woman, that's me.”
“Jerusalem is ... the fabled city which for the Western mind is as much dream as stone ... a compressed symbol of our most sublime aspirations along with our most disgusting, hatefully brainless excursions into religious bigotry and fratricide.”
“How apostles are received is a key measuring stick as to how the Lord will release blessings or judgments on a territory. Apostles also have authority over the demonic rulers of a region. They have the ability to demonstrate supernatural power that draws a whole region to our life-giving God.”

Source : "The Future War of the Church: How We Can Defeat Lawlessness and Bring God's Order to Earth". Book by Chuck D. Pierce, Rebecca Wagner Sytsema, 2001.

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