"I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke."

-- Jeff Foxworthy

#Redneck Quotes #Cowboy Quotes #People Quotes

“Music can be soothing or invigorating ennobling or vulgarizing, philosophical or orgiastic. It has powers of evil as well as for good.”
“If the wolf had ever come to our back door, he'd have had to bring a picnic lunch.”
“Nascar will certainly not be one of my challenges in the future.”
“Those who attempt to evangelize the culture by imitating its forms must beware lest the culture evangelize them.”
“The thing about religion is that it's the first and the worst. The worst because it's the first.”
“The best thing wrestling ever taught me was how to network with people, how to talk to people, how to deal with a lot of different kinds of people in different situations and being a good guy and a bad guy teaches you how to be able to have a thick skin.”
“Ladies, just know that when you grow your hair too long, you got about two inches difference between really hot, sexy supermodel - religious fanatic. Hot Maxim cover girl everybody wants a mouth kiss - unhealthy faith in your lord. Soft, silky, shiny hair everyone wants to touch - one of 12 brides.”
“He who has far to ride spares his horse.”

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