"1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move."

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Source : Twitter post from Feb 14, 2011

Kristen Schaal

#Funny Quotes #Valentine Quotes #Moving Quotes

“Fairy tales begin with conflict because we all begin our lives with conflict. We are all misfit for the world, and somehow we must fit in, fit in with other people, and thus we must invent or find the means through communication to satisfy as well as resolve conflicting desires and instincts.”

Source : Jack Zipes (2012). “The Irresistible Fairy Tale: The Cultural and Social History of a Genre”, p.2, Princeton University Press
“If you're wondering where the Lord is, At this very hour, I tell you he's alive and well, With resurrection power!..”

Source : "Song: Sunday's on the Way". 1983.
“As long as I count the votes, what are you going to do about it?”
“Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.”
“Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.”
“I'm a big supporter of Joe Johnston and I think that 'Captain America' is going to be really fun and I gather that the story is really interesting. It just wasn't what I wanted to do next, to be honest.”
“I really think that it's better to retire, in Uncle Earl's terms, when you still have some snap left in your garters.”
“A spoonful of humor makes the message go down easier.”

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