"Isnâ€™t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do â€œpracticeâ€?"

-- George Carlin

#Funny Quotes #Philosophy Quotes #Health Quotes

“Demons don't move because we complain. They move because we speak the name of Jesus.”
“The dominance of short-term perspectives has led to routine decisions in the markets that sacrifice the long-term buildup of genuine value in pursuit of artificial, short-term gains.”
“Brevity never fatigues; therefore, brevity is always a welcome guest.”
“The atmosphere [in the school lunchroom] is not quite that of a prison, because the students are permitted to talk quietly, under the frowning scrutiny of teachers standing around on duty, during their meal-they are not supposed to talk while standing in line, though this rule is only sporadically enforced.”
“In order to truly master the comfort zone, you have to learn to love it.”
“When my grandfather died, I started adopting some of his accents, to sort of remind myself of him. A homage. He was a war hero, and he was really great with his hands.”
“After a snowstorm is the best time to be in the woods, because all the empty beer and soda cans and candy wrappers disappear, and you don't have to try as hard to be in another time. Plus there's just something beautiful about walking on snow that nobody else has walked on.”
“As a mom, I don't have much time for beauty.”

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