"You already have one asshole, you don't need another one"

-- Greg Behrendt

“I prefer more to kind of show people different things than tell them 'oh, here's what you should believe' and, over time, you can build up a rapport with your audience.”
“I believe if a private citizen is able to affect public opinion in a constructive way he doesn't have to be an elected public servant to perform a public service.”
“The four rules of writing... 1. Write to discover. 2. There is no greater discovery than love. 3. All love comes from the Creator. 4. Write what you will.”

Source : Ted Dekker (2006). “Showdown”, p.17, Thomas Nelson Inc
“Though all afflictions are evils in themselves, yet they are good for us, because they discover to us our disease and tend to our cure.”
“I'm interested in longevity, timelessness, style - not fashion.”
“You have to choose the best, every day, without compromise...guided by your own virtue and highest ambition”
“I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them.”
“People ... become so preoccupied with the means by which an end is achieved, as eventually to mistake it for the end. Just as money, which is a means of satisfying wants, comes to be regarded by a miser as the sole thing to be worked for, leaving the wants unsatisfied; so the conduct men have found preferable because most conducive to happiness, has come to be thought of as intrinsically preferable: not only to be made a proximate end (which it should be), but to be made an ultimate end, to the exclusion of the true ultimate end.”

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