"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

-- Jay Leno

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“I don't think I treat my film work as an extension of my photography. There are two different sets of rules there.”
“Like most authors, I'm a raging egomaniac. I know that about myself. And I know that, if I had internet access, I would waste countless hours looking up things about myself, writing fake posts about how great I am and arguing with people who don't like my work. It saves me a lot of time and frustration to just stay out of the loop.”
“Pens carry further than rifled cannon.”
“When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.”
“Politics, as hopeful men practise it in the world, consists mainly of the delusion that a change in form is a change in substance.”
“My film school is making movies. But, I do think that being an actor has served me immensely, as both a writer and director, in terms of knowing what is playable and what will be fun to play, for actors, and also how to communicate to actors on set, and not screw them up and get them in their head.”
“When you're going nowhere, anywhere's a better place to be.”
“We all have our individual romantic or idealistic ideas. To get information that masturbation is our basic form of sex is hard, because who wants to admit they're masturbating?”

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