"Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun)."

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Source : Twitter post from Aug 24, 2014

Eddie Izzard

#Gun Quotes #People Quotes #Monkeys Quotes

“Many times, when you go to arrest somebody, they pull their gun, and here I am, a federal agent, telling them to drop their gun. But the gun is like that. I give them a split second to drop it, and they drop it. I could have shot them - who is going to complain?”
“When you encounter difficulties and contradictions, do not try to break them, but bend them with gentleness and time.”
“I turn up in Los Angeles every now and then, so I can get some big money films in order to finance my smaller money films.”
“And can it be that in a world so full and busy the loss of one creature makes a void so wide and deep that nothing but the width and depth of eternity can fill it up!”
“There is no such thing as a self-made man. You will reach your goals only with the help of others.”
“I am sure of the fact that Fidel and ChÃ¡vez are commanders of the forces of freedom in America, to liberate America and the world.”

Source : Evo Morales' remarks at the press conference during his first visit to Cuba, December 2005.
“America: It's like Britain, only with buttons.”
“It is this world, a world where cruise ships throw away more food in a day than most residents of Port-au-Prince see in a year, where white folks' greed runs a world in need, apartheid in one hemisphere, apathy in another hemisphere...That's the world! On which hope sits!”

Source : "Misrepresenting Obama's audiobook, Hannity claimed Obama said, 'White folks' greed runs a world in need'" by Varun Piplani, www.mediamatters.org. August 21, 2008.

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