"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."

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Steven Wright

#Fun Quotes #Work Quotes #Distance Quotes

“Saying his name stabbed my heart, like someone had ripped through my carefully stitched up world and exposed the infected, pulsing red tissue that I thought was healing.”
“It depends on the project, what's happening that day on the project, at what stage were in on the project; it various from project to project and where we're needed.”
“Apparently you have ample proof from experience that you're not going to stop world evil by debating your in-laws into submission, so it's okay to choose not to try.”

Source : "Carolyn Hax Live: Use the china (Nov. 20)". The Washington Post Live Chat, live.washingtonpost.com. November 20, 2015.
“I just want to say that, all you do, no matter how bad your diet is, for the first six months or year, I just reduce the amount, even if it's horrible stuff. That you can deal with it.”
“I'm convinced that democracy cannot be exported from one country to another, like you cannot expert revolutions, ideology.”
“Think, walk, talk and act like a nonsmoker and you will soon be one”
“I feel like I'm a fighter. I've fought my whole life to get to where I'm at. I like fight movies. When someone gets knocked down, I like to root for him to succeed.”
“People are so obsessed with making their careers and having a big house; then you realize that kills your dreams. It even kills what makes your life because you get so busy inside.”

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