"You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to."

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Source : Ron White (2007). “I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability”, p.106, Penguin

Ron White

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“I can only think of a handful of artists that can make a funny painting or a funny sculpture without it feeling coined in someway.”

Source : Interview with David Salle, www.interviewmagazine.com. May 4, 2015.
“The problem with our role is Americans live in a world of illusion.”
“[R]eductionism' is one of those things, like sin, that is only mentioned by people who are against it. To call oneself a reductionist will sound, in some circles, a bit like admitting to eating babies. But, just as nobody actually eats babies, so nobody is really a reductionist in any sense worth being against.”
“The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves, and not to twist them to fit our own image. Otherwise we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them.”
“A significant part of the pleasure of eating is in oneâ€™s accurate consciousness of the lives and the world from which food comes.”
“Like most lazy upper-middle-class kids, American Studies seemed like a fun way to use your knowledge of TV to get an A.”
“Whatever you want to say, there is only one word to express it, only one verb to give it movement, only one adjective to qualify it.”
“If there are no spots on a sugar cube then Iâ€™ve just put a dice in my tea.”

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