"The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt."

-- Dov Davidoff

#Hurt Quotes #Self Quotes #Bugs Quotes

“The television screen is the lens through which most children learn about violence. Through the magnifying power of this lens, their everyday life becomes suffused by images of shootings, family violence, gang warfare, kidnappings, and everything else that contributes to violence in our society. It shapes their experiences long before they have had the opportunity to consent to such shaping or developed the ability to cope adequately with this knowledge.”

Source : "Mayhem – Violence as Public Entertainment, Part I". "The Open Mind" with Richard Heffner, www.thirteen.org. March 4, 1998.
“O grant me, Heaven, a middle state, Neither too humble nor too great; More than enough, for nature's ends, With something left to treat my friends.”

Source : Imitation of Horace.
“I am an expert in the 'art of the possible.'”
“Life and death are the same thing. When we realize this fact, we have no fear of death anymore, nor actual difficulty in our life.”
“Even a polemic has some justification if one considers that my own first poetic experiments began during a dictatorship and mark the origin of the Hermetic movement.”
“Hugs can do great amounts of good - especially for children.”
“On tiptoes the redhead wouldn't even reach my shoulders; she is clearly too young to be a bride. And the willowy girl is too forlorn. And I am too unwilling. Yet here we are.”
“All is fair in love, war and tax evasion.”

Source : Tom Sharpe (1984). “The throwback”, Vintage

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