"A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant."

-- David Spade

#New York Quotes #Drug Quotes #Nicole Quotes

“Success is finding something you love to do, getting paid to do it and finding someone to share it with.”
“I've tried plenty of telephones. I tried to get into the Samsung Galaxy and the Blackberry, but the iPhone is just too easy to use. The camera takes clear pictures and the phone itself looks great. Like all Apple products, it kind of just makes sense.”
“When reason and instinct are reconciled, there will be no higher appeal.”
“It wasn't until I got older that I realized acting was something I could really do.”
“Extreme exercise doesnâ€™t save you from poor food choices. It can be difficult to exercise and erase away that chocolate cake or pizza pie. It doesnâ€™t work that way.”
“As Americans, we can take enormous pride in the fact that courage has been inspired by our own struggle for freedom, by the tradition of democratic law secured by our forefathers and enshrined in our Constitution. It is a tradition that says all men are created equal under the law and that no one is above it.”
“What passes for identity in America is a series of myths about one's heroic ancestors.”
“What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.”

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