"What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math."

-- Mike Birbiglia

#Funny Relationship Quotes #Math Quotes #Needs Quotes

“The departure of our boys to foreign parts with the ever-present possibility that they might never return, taught the real value of photography to every father and mother. To many a mother the photograph of her boy in his country's uniform was the one never-failing consolation.”
“I'm not a T.G.I.F. guy. I get off a plane at 2 o'clock in the morning and I'm looking for my secretary because I want to know what's going on.”
“I used to be so young, how did I get so old?”

Source : Song: Basket, Album: Nice, Nice, Very Nice
“Why should I stop working? If I do, I'll die and it'll all be finished. 'm lucky to work in the most perfect of conditions. I can do what I want in all kinds of areas. The expenses are not expenses. I would be stupid to stop that. Work is making a living out of being bored.”
“When Man evolved Pity, he did a queer thing - deprived himself of the power of living life as it is without wishing it to become something different.”
“You have to feel your own personal truth with a little â€˜tâ€™ â€“ your sadness, rage, frustration for example -- in order to get to the Truth with a big â€˜Tâ€™.”
“QE and other aspects of Fed policy increased inequality pretty significantly. This is reinforced if you take into account all the other non-standard measures the Fed used to bail out the banks early on in the [2008] crisis.”

Source : Source: www.truth-out.org
“I don't believe that the Bush Administration had something to do with September 11th. I do believe that there were a lot of warning signals, but I don't think they were ignored on purpose - Bush just wanted to go to the ranch for a month.”

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