"Ever see a skinny guy on a cold day? You know they tremble like Chihuahuas. Then you see a fat guy in a tank top - nine degrees, he's sweatin'. Look at 'Titanic,' remember the boat goes into the icy cold waters? Little skinny Leonardo: dead. Final scene, Kathy Bates on a rowboat, coat open, eating a hotdog."

-- Greg Fitzsimmons

#Water Quotes #Guy Quotes #Tanks Quotes

“But the fact that most of the show you can't be prepared for, you have no idea really what's coming is initially very nerve wracking, by now, it's kind of fun.”
“See, that's the thing about L.A.- When you've mastered the art of feeling lonely in a room full of people, that's when you know.”
“These enemies of divine revelation extol human progress to the skies, and with rash and sacrilegious daring would have it introduced into the Catholic religion as if this religion were not the work of God but of man, or some kind of philosophical discovery susceptible of perfection by human efforts.”
“If a child in its first thousand days - from conception to two years old - does not have adequate nutrition, the damage is irreversible.”
“All these people talking about morality should just take a walk downtown. They don't want to go downtown because instantly they see homeless people and they don't want to.”
“If we have a common currency, the main regulator for policy in the country is the fiscal policy.”
“Actors love mental disorders, dialects, and corsets. Give them one of the three and they're happy”
“Pitches are like wives, you never know how they're going to turn out.”

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