"Everything is amazing and nobody is happy"

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Source : "Funny As Fuck: Interviewing Louis CK in a Snow Castle". Interview with Peter Heyneman, brightestyoungthings.com. April 4, 2013.

Louis C. K.

“As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.”

Source : Andre Norton (1981). “Gryphon in glory”, Atheneum Books
“Finally, when happiness came knocking on my door, I'd be waiting. I'd open the door and say: "Where have you been? What took you so long? And if you just give me a moment I'll pack and go with you."”
“Nobody can boast of Honesty till they are try'd.”

Source : Susanna Centlivre (1760). “The Works of the Celebrated Mrs. Centlivre ...: Love's contrivance. Busy body. Marplot in Lisbon. Platonic lady. Perplexed lovers. Cruel gift”, p.282
“Respect the old, but seek out the new.”
“And now when we hear that Iran and Iraq plan to cooperate more closely and that a fundamentalist is coming to power in Tehran - a man about whom we cannot be sure that he is absolutely averse to terrorism - it is very worrisome.”
“As a democratic Socialist profoundly committed to the rule of law, I could not condone, let alone encourage, defiance of the law.”

Source : Speech in the House of Commons, November 6, 1974.
“C++ is a ridiculously complicated travesty that few have the excess IQ points to understand enough not to screw up massively.”
“Tomorrow is always the sluggard's working day; today is his holiday”

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