"I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods!"

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Milton Berle

#Krypton Quotes #Earth Quotes

“If the invaders reach Iran, the country will turn into a burning hell for them.”
“When I write about a 15-year old, I jump, I return to the days when I was that age. It's like a time machine. I can remember everything. I can feel the wind. I can smell the air. Very actually. Very vividly.”
“The more you reaffirm who you are in Christ, the more your behavior will begin to reflect your true identity.”

Source : Neil T. Anderson, Dave Park (2008). “Stomping Out the Darkness: Discover Your True Identity in Christ and Stop Putting Up with the World's Garbage!”, p.26, Baker Books
“Thereâ€™s a lot more business out there in small town America than I ever dreamed of.”
“The exchange by e-mail is more intimate than conversation - you allow yourself to say things you otherwise wouldn't.”
“Goose [pen] bee [wax] and calf [parchment] govern the world. [Lat., Anser, apie, vitellus, populus et regna gubernant.]”
“If we write our laws and design them around the most privileged members of society, i.e., billionaire football team owner, then we forget about the people who don't have the same resources to make an appeal, to fight a wrongful accusation. Those tend to be members of the LGBT community and people of color because those are the people who tend to engage in the work of reappropriation to subvert discrimination. And yet those are the same ones being denied, based on their own identities.”
“What makes the theory of relativity so acceptable to physicists in spite of its going against the principle of simplicity is its great mathematical beauty. This is a quality which cannot be defined, any more than beauty in art can be defined, but which people who study mathematics usually have no difficulty in appreciating.”

Source : Paul Adrien Maurice Dirac (1995). “Sammlung”, p.908, Cambridge University Press

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