"Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days."

-- Lenny Bruce

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“Also, I think having that comic gene kind of makes you look at things in a different way. If you take yourself so seriously, eventually you end up one of those people having a 'Do Not Disturb' sign on their lives. You see them drawing the curtains and they don't even realize that they've kind of drifted off somewhere.”
“We tell each other stories to help each other live. Thatâ€™s why I read poetry. I read poetry to stay alive. Thatâ€™s why I went to poetry in the first place, thatâ€™s why I stay with it, thatâ€™s why Iâ€™ll never leave it.”
“Careful with fire is good advice we know. Careful with words is ten times doubly so.”
“What controls your attention, controls your life”
“And what's above is in the past As sure as all the angels are.”
“When you make a record, you probably are not going to hit exactly what you were aiming for. You also have to let go at a certain point, and just trust it. I remember feeling we had fallen short, or that it had fallen short. At the same time it was great to see a good critical reaction to it, and to hear people were enjoying it, which made me think, "Well, maybe it's a good thing I didn't get exactly what I wanted." Now we're testing that theory.”

Source : "Shearwater". Interview with Jason Crock, pitchfork.com. April 24, 2007.
“I hope I will be remembered as a good father and a fair employer. And a good host, of course!”

Source : Interview with Blue Carreon, www.huffingtonpost.com. February 23, 2011.
“Job's avoidance of rebellion against God has nothing to do with God being good or wise or anything like that; it's strictly because God is so powerful, and you don't fight something when you are so much weaker than that which you would fight.”

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