"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."

-- Jerry Seinfeld

#Funny Quotes #Hilarious Quotes #Witty Quotes

“I'm a leave-the-bathroom-door-open nudist, which is sometimes disconcerting for my friends.”
“All that mattered was that something had struck the match, and Gansey was burning.”
“Going with the flow is soothing but risky.”
“When a man has written a role for you that you admire, the expectations are higher.”

Source : Interview with Eric Moro and Brian Linder, www.ign.com. February 6, 2008.
“I have asked students at the beginning of their careers, what things of that sort might haunt them â€“ what things they must photograph, things they have to try to shoot even before they master the intricacies of making dye transfer prints.”
“As Thoreau famously sead, it doesn't matter where or how far you go - the farther commonly the worse - the important thing is how alive you are. Writing of every kind is a way to wake oneself up and keep as alive as when one has just fallen in love.”
“The grief of childhood is terrible while it lasts, it is so abandoned and so all-possessing.”
“If the people around you are negative and you can't change that, either remove yourself from the situation or view it simply as one obstacle you face in pursuing your own potential. Stay focused on your own goals and make the best of the situation.”

Source : Terry Orlick (1998). “Embracing Your Potential”, p.51, Human Kinetics

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