"All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express."

-- Milton Berle

#Valentine Quotes #Wife Quotes #Cards Quotes

“... When tiny, tiny things start happening a million times, it becomes a large thing. It lays down the foundation of a strong economic base. With women participating in building this economic base, it becomes the foundation for better social and economic future ...”
“I love bad comedy more than I love good comedy, so I love open mics. Or I used to. But the thing that delights me more than anything else in an open-mic performer is when the comic has one joke that requires some kind of prop. But only one. The prop is always produced very awkwardly, and it never, ever pays off. The resulting embarrassment is savory and delicious.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“I'm going to ask the three executives here to raise their hand if they flew here commercial. Let the record show no hands went up. Second, I'm going to ask you to raise your hand if you're planning to sell your jet in place now and fly back commercial. Let the record show no hands went up.”

Source : Brad Sherman during Automotive Industry Assistance Hearing, www.c-span.org. November 19, 2008.
“Being a failure at living your own life as best as you can is better than being a success living the life somebody else says you should live.”

Source : Julius Lester (2008). “Guardian”, Amistad
“In the religion of Love the courtesan is a heretic; but the nun is an atheist.”
“I don't have any superstitions, but what I always travel with is my pillow and my coffee.”
“You learn more discipline in the theatre than you do in movies or TV. You're on stage every night and you have to sustain your energy level tor several hours.”
“Is it a different New York since Lou Reed died? Itâ€™s been a different New York since I saw him in his sweatpants at the Cozy Soup â€˜nâ€™ Burger.”

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