"I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me 'sir'."

-- Joan Rivers

#Beauty Quotes #Sex Quotes #Littles Quotes

“Words are good servants but bad masters.”
“There have been times when I've been asked to do things and I've thought, 'This is great! This is a great script. But, I do not believe myself in this role.' I pretend I'm the producer and I think, 'If I was making this movie, would I cast myself in this part,' and if that doesn't feel right to me, then I don't even go audition for it.”

Source : "Billy Campbell Talks KILLING LINCOLN, Taking on the Iconic Figure, Putting on the Hat and Reenacting the Assassination, Plus Season 3 of AMC’s THE KILLING". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. February 14, 2013.
“I like to encourage people to give locally. It's easy to find and call a local no-kill shelter and see what specific things they need, and believe me, all of them are always in need of something.”
“Luck relies on chance, labor on character.”
“At your church, the week is more important than the weekend. Empower people and send them out for the week.”
“You can't beat 2 guitars, bass, and drums.”
“I don't recall having a gun. I really don't. I don't think I ever pulled a gun on anyone in my life.”

Source : "Darrell Issa ‘New Yorker’ Article Probes ‘Colorful’ Past", www.huffingtonpost.com. January 17, 2011.
“The next time you're mad at me, talk to me,' he said. 'Don't shut me out. I don't like playing games. And by the way, I had a great time, too.”

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