"Remember when we used to worry about some weirdo having a razor blade inside an apple on Halloween? Not anymore. Like a kid today would eat an apple."

-- Jay Leno

#Halloween Quotes #Kids Quotes #Apples Quotes

“If 50 million people say a stupid thing, it's still a stupid thing.”
“Every mother should endeavor to be a true artist.”

Source : Frances Ellen Watkins Harper, Frances Smith Foster (1990). “A Brighter Coming Day: A Frances Ellen Watkins Harper Reader”, p.286, Feminist Press at CUNY
“You're 30: You know stuff now. Your 20s were for 'ducking up,' as my auto-correct would say, and learning from those mistakes. (For instance, never again will I convince myself that sleep is for sissies and go straight from a party to the airport. You will not 'sleep on the plane'; you'll vomit in the security line. Go to bed.)”
“The most dangerous place is in your safety zone.”
“All of lifeâ€™s riddles are answered in the movies.”
“My children know I would never call anyone to give my son or daughter a break.”
“If Trump really can build up American infrastructure, that will help reinflate the world economy, and that would be a good thing.”

Source : Source: www.npr.org
“When there's something or someone, when there's anything that makes you happy, you don't let a continent or an ocean or an empty pocket keep you apart”

Source : Dana Reinhardt (2011). “The Summer I Learned to Fly”, p.135, Wendy Lamb Books

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