"I'm honored that other comedians like what I do. That means the world to me. But at the same time when I'm on stage I'm not just trying to make the comedians laugh - I'm also trying to make the audience laugh. I want to make everybody laugh."

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Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Brian Regan

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“The power of pussy, that's why ***** get their hair cut.”
“The concept of a mental state is primarily the concept of a state of the person apt for bringing about a certain sort of behaviour.”

Source : David Malet Armstrong (1984). “D.M. Armstrong”, D Reidel Publishing Company
“Golf is the only game where the worst player gets the best of it. He obtains more out of it as regards both exercise and enjoyment, for the good player gets worried over the slightest mistake, whereas the poor player makes too many mistakes to worry about them.”
“Everyone calls himself a friend, but only a fool relies on it; nothing is commoner than the name, nothing rarer than the thing.”
“We are born on the same soil, breathe the same air, live on the same land, and why should we not be brothers and sisters?”
“If I had to go into a battle and I needed someone loyal and courageous to cover my blindside, I know damn well Woody would be my man. I know, too, that God hasn't created a more generous, compassionate, or more understanding man than Woody Hayes.”

Source : Jack Tatum, Bill Kushner (1980). “They Call Me Assassin”, Avon Books
“Music directly imitates the passions or states of the soul...when one listens to music that imitates a certain passion, he becomes imbued withthe same passion; and if over a long time he habitually listens to music that rouses ignoble passions, his whole character will be shaped to an ignoble form.”
“If the adjustment made by a court can be accepted or not, it will be refused whenever the men can gain more by continuing the strike, with whatever of violence that involves.”

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