"The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards."

-- Rich Hall

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“E'en Sunday shines no Sabbath day to me.”
“I like photographing women who appear to know something of life. I recently did a session with a great beauty, a movie star in in her thirties. I photographed her twice within three weeks and the second time I said: "You're much more beautiful today than you were three weeks ago." And she replied: "But I'm also three weeks older.”
“Don't let your dreams be dreams.”

Source : Song: Dreams Be Dreams, Album: On And On
“The Packers have lots of owners nobody knows instead of one owner who doesnt know squat.”
“Every inner touch, every one of its fingerprints on my brain, burned like acid. It shredded the walls of my soul like tissue paper, it clawed its way into my very center, I couldnâ€™t tell anymore where it began and I ended. It poured into me like a river into the sea, mixing, melding, until we were one. One. For better or worse. Until death do us part.”
“Though colour may appear at first a part of painting merely mechanical, yet it still has its rules, and those grounded upon that presiding principle which regulates both the great and the little in the study of a painter.”
“That which is true must always remain true, though the applications may change greatly from generation to generation. It is the absence of such fundamental certainties, no doubt, that leads men into continual search for a satisfying religion, or that drives them away from their old religion.”
“I felt good full figured. Morbidly obese I was unhealthy and dying.”

Source : "Larry Ling Live", transcripts.cnn.com. January 10, 2006.

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