"I've got a little baby, I made him...He doesn't speak, he's 2...He's a slow learner, he's only got 2 words...car and map...I'm slightly worried he's trying to escape. If his next word is passport we are in serious trouble!"

-- Michael McIntyre

#Baby Quotes #Witty Quotes #Car Quotes

“...at last I understood that writing was this: an impulse to share with other people a feeling or truth that I myself had.”
“Say the sea. Say the sea. Say the sea. So that perhaps a drop of that magic may wander through time, and something might find it, and save it before it disappears forever. Say the sea. Because it's what we have left. Because faced by the sea, we without crosses, without magic, we must still have a weapon, something, so as not to die in silence, that's all.”
“One of the most critical reasons believers experience defeat is because we categorize only a few areas of our lives as Christ's arena.”
“I think everything I write is from an atheist perspective. I mean, it's partly from an atheist perspective because I'm an atheist, and I'm just not really interested in religious-based questions.”
“I never think that a film should answer questions for you. I think it should make you ask a lot of questions.”
“Life isnâ€™t about the final destination or the accomplishments and accolades; itâ€™s about the journey and the opportunities for learningâ€”and how we grow as a result.”
“I existed in a space where my mother was a black woman and my father was a white man. And that's how I saw the world. I was just like, some dads are whites and some moms are black. And that's how it is.”
“Seek to get more deeply involved in the business that you are in. If I had to distill it down into one word, you have to be curious as a professional.”

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