"I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates"."

-- Steven Wright

#Morning Quotes #Stuff Quotes #Stolen Quotes

“If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'”

Source : Interview with Paul Harris, www.harrisonline.com. May 30, 1996.
“I think violence can never be justified.”
“'Tommy' was the first show I ever saw on Broadway. I was 14. It wasn't 'the show' that started that flame in me or anything, but it did excite me in a way no other show had. I'd never seen a show so brilliantly cast and directed.”
“Think of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That's how beautiful she looks.”
“There are few problems in the world that economic prosperitycannot help solve. Yet the engines of that prosperity are under fierceattack. The forces that seek power over others have gained the upperhand against those that seek freedom. By harming wealth creation,they cause even more strain on society. Historically, this is nothingnew. State domination over its subjects has roots that connect statism,totalitarianism, communism, and socialism to more modern-day variantsof liberalism and progressivism. It is a constant fight and we mustwin.”
“Art is not necessary at all. All that is necessary to make this world a better place to live in is to love - to love as Christ loved, as Buddha loved.”
“A government must not waiver once it has chosen its course. It must not look to the left or right but go forward.”
“The mainstream press and television do a very soft job of covering the press, either as corporate entities or as news organizations.”

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