"So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'"

-- Tommy Cooper

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“Most kids start playing hockey at the age of five, I was an earlier bloomer. My parents laced up my first pair of skates and put me on the ice at the young age of 2 ½, basically right after I mastered walking.”

Source : Source: www.automobilenews.net
“It's a sad commentary when I have to say that sometimes in our country we are real sensitive to race.”
“Speaker Newt Gingrich says that what is wrong with the present system is not that people abuse welfare but that welfare abuses people.”
“Im not reckless. I was never reckless.”
“When you meet someone who is truly great, he makes you believe you can be great, too.”
“Oh! kangaroos, sequins, chocolate sodas! / You really are beautiful! Pearls, / harmonicas, jujubes, aspirins!”

Source : Frank O'Hara (1995). “The Collected Poems of Frank O'Hara”, p.15, Univ of California Press
“I always anticipated difficulties in order to avoid scenes.”
“Live a life of gratitude, giving thanks in all circumstances.”

Source : Mary C. Neal, M.D. (2012). “To Heaven and Back: A Doctor's Extraordinary Account of Her Death, Heaven, Angels, and Life Again: A True Story”, p.209, WaterBrook

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