"Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen."

-- Steven Wright

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“I love the horse from hoof to head. From head to hoof and tail to mane. I love the horse as I have said - From head to hoof and back again.”
“Automobile is one of the most successful inventions of all time, but in my view, it is thoroughly obsolete already. And so by fundamentally rethinking the automobile, thinking of it as a robot on four wheels, essentially, something that can communicate with other intelligent devices, it can operate in a coordinated way, you can really start to fundamentally rethink urban personal mobility.”

Source : Source: bigthink.com
“I remember how often some of us walked out of the darkness of the Lower East Side and into the brilliant sunlight of Washington Square.”

Source : Harry Golden (1967). “The Best of Harry Golden”, Cleveland : World Publishing Company
“[Henry Miller] was such a scribomaniac that even when he lived in the same house as Lawrence Durrell they often exchanged letters. For most of his life, Henry wrote literally dozens of letters a day to people he could have easily engaged in conversation - and did. The writing process, in short, was essential. As it is to all real writers, writing was life and breath to him. He put out words as a tree puts out leaves.”
“Missing Persons was based in Los Angeles.”
“As the world is getting smaller, it becomes more and more important that we learn each other's dance moves, that we meet each other, we get to know each other, we are able to figure out a way to cross borders, to understand each other, to understand people's hopes and dreams, what makes them laugh and cry.”
“There are thousands of capable Americans who would pursue a degree in nursing if we had room in our schools for them.”

Source : "A Historic Victory for Health Care Reform" by Sen. Jeff Merkley, www.huffingtonpost.com. August 15, 2009.
“Sport is part of every man and woman's heritage and its absence can never be compensated for.”

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