"I believe that if you go on a date and get to second base and then you go home alone and rub one out, that's like runs batted in."

-- Arj Barker

#Running Quotes #Believe Quotes #Home Quotes

“Christianity takes this beating that I really don't understand and yet you can't say anything negative about the Muslims because that's horrible, you can't say anything negative about other faiths.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Can Christ be in thou heart and thou not know it? Can one king be dethroned and another crowned in thy soul and thou hear no scuffle?”
“Love is an action, never simply a feeling.”
“If you talk about yourself, he'll think you're boring. If you talk about others, he'll think you're a gossip. If you talk about him, he'll think you're a brilliant conversationalist.”

Source : Linda Sunshine (2005). “Women Who Date Too Much . . . and Those Who Should Be So Lucky: Happy Dating, Great Sex, Healthy Relationships, and Other Delusions”, p.84, Crown Archetype
“Work together as a family, even if it may be faster and easier to do the job ourselves. Talk with our sons and daughters as we work together.”
“I'm not afraid of my femininity and I'm not afraid of my sexuality.”
“Freedom is not enough.”
“Law, in its most general and comprehensive sense, signifies a rule of action; and is applied indiscriminately to all kinds of action, whether animate, or inanimate, rational or irrational. Thus we say, the laws of motion, of gravitation, of optics, or mechanics, as well as the laws of nature and of nations. And it is that rule of action, which is prescribed by some superior, and which the inferior is bound to obey.”

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