"I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it. Can't eat it. Can't taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, 'Well, here it is. You can't have any. Thanks for watching. Goodbye.'"

-- Jerry Seinfeld

#Funny Quotes #Goodbye Quotes #Smell Quotes

“I still believe that workers must be the basic force which must organize and eventually transform society (along with peasants in poor countries). This is because they are the source of the profits which make capitalism what it is. They can shut the system down, and at the same time they possess the unique knowledge needed to make it work in everyone's interests.”
“You can't do comedy with a beard.”
“Love can complete you. It can also destroy you.”
“I eat meat. I don't go to the gym.”
“I think every person deserves two marriages, because you may not get the first one right. You really never knew. That's why divorce is so big. We all want it to last, but that's not always the reality of it.”

Source : "Exclusive: Tichina Arnold On Her Past Love Mistakes and Preparing to Remarry". Interview with Charli Penn, www.essence.com. March 27, 2012.
“Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men.”
“You kids shouldn't play so rough . . . somebody's gonna start crying.”
“If we wish to draw philosophical conclusions about our own existence, our significance, and the significance of the universe itself, our conclusions should be based on empirical knowledge. A truly open mind means forcing our imaginations to conform to the evidence of reality, and not vice versa, whether or not we like the implications.”

Source : Lawrence M. Krauss (2012). “A Universe From Nothing”, p.139, Simon and Schuster

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