"You can't do comedy with a beard."

-- Alexei Sayle

#Beard Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“I'm pretty good at gardening. It consumes my time, and it feels like I'm doing something constructive.”
“I always get offered the pretty, popular girl roles, but I want to do something dark, really challenge myself and get out of my comfort level.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Whereever you are in life, however old you are, begin thinking about every day as the first day of your life.”
“My motherâ€¦was perfectly horrified when I began shooting and tried to keep me in school, but I would run away and go quail shooting in the woods or trim my dresses with wreaths of wildflowers.”
“When I am writing, I focus one hundred percent on my writing. Then, by the time I'm half way through the book, I'm already thinking about the ending.”
“I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.”
“Sport is a great equalizer that can build bridges, transcend borders and cultures, and render even the fiercest conflicts temporarily irrelevant”

Source : "Sport: Bridging the Gender Gap" by Richard Attias, www.huffingtonpost.com. August 28, 2012.
“I'm too frightened of confrontation, so I will always tip - even if the service has been really shoddy.”

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