"I missed the day in school where you subtract all the zeros. Let's say you subtract 10,000 minus 89. I never got the fact that you go next door and borrow a cup of coffee, and the zero changes to nine. For the longest time, I didn't know how to do it. I still to this day have been affected, and it was just one day they taught it. I was too afraid to say, "Why? What's going on with the zeroes?" So for the longest time, I thought that was a conspiracy."

-- Rich Fulcher

#Zero Quotes #Coffee Quotes #School Quotes

“The little things are most worthwhile- a quiet word, a look, a smile.”
“There is nothing more American than peaceful protest.”
“Debate is healthy and no one in this chamber - starting with me - has a monopoly on being right.”
“We survived a Slayer crowd every night for about 50 days and thought we could do about anything after that.”
“When people realize that they have been forgiven of everything, it becomes a little bit easier for them to forgive others.”
“Donald Trump has changed the rule and so have the stations and the media coverage.”

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“God uses change to change us. He doesnâ€™t use it to destroy us or to distract us, but to coax us to the next level of character, experience, compassion and destiny!”

Source : Beth Moore (2010). “So Long, Insecurity: You've Been a Bad Friend to Us”, p.80, Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
“The industry needs transforming. Itâ€™s for others to decide whether they want to get stuck in the past or whether they want to come on the journey.”

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