"And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow."

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Source : Dennis Miller (1999). “Ranting Again”, Main Street Books

Dennis Miller

#Men Quotes #Choices Quotes #Abortion Quotes

“The law is simple. Every experience is repeated or suffered till you experience it properly and fully the first time.”
“In a lot of areas of my life, particularly in my teenage years, I began to think about the world, and to think about the universe as being a part of my conscious everyday life.”
“chaos is the first step in the creative process.”
“Dead yesterdays and unborn tomorrows, why fret about it, if today be sweet.”
“The trick is to teach yourself to read in small sips as well as long swallows.”
“You don't doubt that the lobby supporting the enactment of same sex-marriage laws in different states is politically powerful, do you?... As far as I can tell, political figures are falling over themselves to endorse your side of the case.”
“My hardest job is to convince the people of Nebraska that 10-1 is not a losing season.”
“Given this president [Donald Trump] and his lack of military experience, I think it actually might be a good thing to have someone who understands the military very deeply to be counseling him.”

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