"Is it weird in here, or is it just me?"

-- Steven Wright

“That is all I want in life: for this pain to seem purposeful.”

Source : Elizabeth Wurtzel (2014). “Prozac Nation: Young and Depressed in America”, p.55, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“God made life, and God alone can tell us its meaning.”
“The manufacture of wax candles was another important branch of business in the nunnery.”

Source : Maria MONK (1836). “Awful Disclosures ... of the Hotel Dieu Nunnery of Montreal. Revised with an appendix, etc”, p.87
“The schools, the courts, the media - all seem determined to erase Christian influence from public life and confine religion to the four walls of the church or home.”
“A man is but the product of his thoughts what he thinks, he becomes.”
“It is good to divert our sorrow for other things to the root of all, which is sin. Let our grief run most in that channel, that as sin bred grief, so grief may consume sin.”
“Habits are malleable throughout your entire life.”
“We are not final because we are infallible, but infallible only because we are final.”

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